Evolution of the title and premise for “Plagued(Dot)Me”
For many years my friend JH and I fostered our friendship with the telling of outrageous true stories. One day in 2007 while relating yet another strange, and not so wonderful but educational, thing that had happened in my life, my kind, dear mother suggested I write a collection of these events in a book. The humorous lessons of how people can be to each other. Finally in Nov 09 while searching to aquire “plagued.com .org or .info etc an internet URL Domain that readers might remember. All the domaines taken except .me… this I viewed as cosmic gift from the divine… how funny, serendipitous is “Plagued.me”.

Intro :
Reviewing your life is supposed to be done rite after you die … but then any wisdom gained isn’t going to help any one still incarnate

Chapters:

Chapter 1) MEDICAL ADVICE:
(Don’t let this happen to you)

Born to poor Parents …    … Rich at Heart

Feeding Ants

Willing away the “Mark of a Genius”
- Aunt Martha and Rosy

Never Use a Chainsaw when the Forest is wet

Capter 2) A Romantic Advice
(Don’t let this happen to you)

Next Time ask for a Clean Million

TRY NOT TO MAKE A BAD IMPRESSION (in the side of my car or my crainium) or Wait, Wait, Wait I’m not a shopping center
April 10 | 2005 | 10:00 am Exact | Pluto Conjunct Uranus | Life Changing  Events (or)

No good deed goes Un-Published:

Letter of Apology to Sheriff H
Mrs M and my final contribution,
Peach, The Proactive Community Outreach: “fumble”, or “Cold call on a woman’s shelter”

When investigating a Crime Scene, Don’t slip and fall in the Blood

IC (Incident Commander) of the Dog and Float Sundae

Borderlines Personalities:
Janice Julio, Ricky MacDonalando, Bubba McQuagmire & Jeramy

Roxy is Trouble
(EFT Basic3work shop_highlights mentions “Roxy”) | Revenge and a tiny burgany Mandalla |

Out of the Fry pan into the Fire women

The Freudian Drawing of Mrs Silk pants and The Swinging Town

(Terantul)aversion
Therapy on the Vellaway

“You can do these thing and more” – Jesus
(so I did a 40 day water fast.)

Synthetic Oil
“proven to function in NYC buses for 10yrs no oil changes” so I proved it myself and also proved that Jesus’s 40 Day Water Fast was possible

Dear Jesus,
Why would Paul from Biblical times, do such a thing as to invent Religion?

Heaven is within and it gets reveiled
6 yr old  Seer / Profet “see’s” Jacinth
Bumper stickers: I most humbly request my Name removed from this Dirty Bumper – Jesus
Paul as in Peter & Paul or just Herbal studies?
Jesus said you can do these things and more so I did the 40 day water fast

If you can make a dog throw up with an experimental audio sound track you deserve an “A”

Encountering the Subject of Death
(astrocartography, chiccolina video in Belgium,

Farnig FalFandian | World Traveler
(recorded)

The Hot Dog skur
make bulls eye, the Green Man with No boat who shot Snakes in Florida (recorded)

Shaken by a Chewing, Chewing, Chewing, Chewing, Chewing, Madman

Door Knob, Aligator, Orange peel
and the pianist’s boyfriend (recorded)

Fear of Oranges

Stepping over bodies
to get to the DownTown Cafe’

Mt Everest Death of the Super Human Vegitarian
Death and the 20,000 ft Retrever

Try not to eat wood Wood could be food group.
Insipid Exipiants Why do people add wood, sand and benzene to your food and not in my food.

Wait, Wait, Wait,  I’m not a Shopping Center

April 10 | 2005 | 10:00 am Exact | Pluto Conjunct Uranus | Life Changing  Events | TRY NOT TO MAKE A BAD IMPRESSION | in the side of my car | As I Head South on 6400 block of Memorie Ln | Minding my own business | 23 mph in an Aqua green rented sedan | On the way to pick up my truck from the repair shop | A White Van heads North towards me | Francis D. Elderlady rolls forward towards the end of her driveway off the 6400 block Memorie Ln in her Platinum Saturn… I’m not a Shopping Center